Oh Utah Republican!


So apparently Satan is creating the New World order by allowing illegals in the country from Mexico. Good thing we have politicians in the US that will stand up to Satan by “submitted a formal resolution to oppose the devil’s plan to destroy the country”.

This makes me so mad, this is what politicians do with their time? And how do people like this get elected?

Don’t you have to demonstrate that something is actually happening before you submit formal resolutions against it? Yes, there are illegals coming over from Mexico. Is it because of satan? or very real reasons such as jobs, education, and the promise of a better life?

No. I bet it is Satan. That is the way more sane explanation.


2 responses to “Oh Utah Republican!

  1. Dude you just don’t get it! Mexico is hot, so is hell, so obviously Satan has more influence there. Just like why we’re fighting against evil in Iraq, it’s hot like hell. I guess you need to be republican to get the logic.

  2. that was so obvious! How did I miss it?!?!?!?!

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