I have been sick for the past couple of days. Its all very logical. My wife works at a hospital dealing with sick children all day. My son goes to daycare, with sick children. They come home, I kiss them, I get sick. My wife was sick for several days before I was. So naturally I came down with it.
Or so I thought.
Did I mention there was a lady here at my work that is always trying to save me?
well there is. She has resorted to “scare tactics”, which aren’t very scary. Below is the conversation
Her: “How are you feeling”
Her: “You know, god punishes people. Sickness is one of his ways”
Her: “Its what he does”
Me: “So his plan was to have my wife work at the hospital so he could have a way to give me the flu? Seems pretty elaborate to me”
Her: “Funny. Its just part of his plan”
I have to put up with this because I had the flu?